Book 1 Project
Hello ladies and
gentlemen! My name is Mehak Kalra, and today I’m going to help you all make a
lot of money! How? By advertising our book in a way that will gain a wider
audience in a fun and memorable way!
We’re all on the same
team here, Team John Dies at the End. Great
book, am I right? Now I’ve got here 2 fantabulous ideas that are going to help
us make the big bucks.
Idea
1
My first idea is that
we sell a pair of glasses with the book. Not just ordinary glasses, oh no!
These glasses would be fitted with special lenses that, when worn, would show
the wearer a series of monsters or supernatural images. This would duplicate
the images and unworldly creatures that John and Dave see in the book. However,
we’d have to put a cautionary warning on them, don’t we? *chuckles*
For example, the
wearers would see a monster like Dave and John saw on page 16 of the novel,
“The man-shaped arrangement of meat rose up, as if functioned as one body. It
pushed itself up on two arms made of game hens and country bacon, planting two
hands with sausage-link fingers on the floor…it stood fully upright, looking
like the mascot for a butcher shop…”
The glasses would sort
through the images of various monsters in the book in a random order, always
surprising the wearer. My engineers are in the lab right now, perfecting the
model of these glasses; there are sample prototypes if anyone wants to take a
look.
Attaching these to the
copies of the book will make the book more appealing on the shelf of a
bookstore. More people will see the humorous side of the book, which would
attract them to buy it. Also, the glasses will help the reader connect with the
book and feel a bond with Dave and John’s ability to see unnatural things. And
don’t worry; I haven’t forgotten the dedicated readers who already have the
book! Pairs of glasses will be available, without the book, at a low and
convenient price that will also bring us in money.
Idea
2
My
second idea to help promote the book is create a haunted house in which each
room would correspond to a different scene or location from the book. Who
doesn’t love a good haunted house, right? *chuckles* In each room would be the
different monsters Dave and John encounter at each location. Not only would
this type of attraction entice the adult readers of the novel, but also fans of
scary things (like haunted houses) that may enjoy the feel of it and decide to
read the book.
One
example of a room in the haunted house would be the Morrison’s house that Dave
and John go to with Shelly on page 9, “…a simple two-story farmhouse, black
shutters on white siding. It sat on an island of turf in a sea of
harvest-flattened cornfields. We walked past a mailbox shaped like a cow and
saw a hand-painted sign on the front door that read The Morrison’s-Established
1962.” Once the people went through the front door, they would follow a guide
that would tell them to go to the basement, like John and Dave did, seeing, “A
nice, modern basement. Washer and dryer. A hot-water heater making a soft
ticking sound. One of those waist-deep floor freezers.”
The guide would explain what happens in that part of the story, and press a
button that would play the voices of John and David’s narration in the scene as
they come to the realization that Shelly is a monster. Then, the people would
be led up the stairs to see, “She burst into snakes…Her body sort of spilled
out of itself, falling into a dark, writhing puddle on the ground. It was a
tangle of long, black serpents, rolling over each other and down the steps.”
The guide would lead them through the rest of the house, and they would
encounter the frightening creatures Dave and John did.
Another
example of a room in the haunted house would be “Big Jim” and Amy’s house that
Dave and John visit a couple times throughout the book. They would see that
outside of the house as, “The two-story psycho-style
house…would have cost most of a million dollars had it not been run-down and
located in a weedy, desolate section of town…Peeling paint, filthy windows, no
tire tracks in the driveway” (Wong 258). Then the people would be lead inside,
the whole time listening to clips of conversation that had occurred in the
book, and “Up a stairway, into a darkened hall” (Wong 261). The guide would
direct them into a side door that would be, “…a large room, that in the dim
glow from the window, looked like a library of shelves mostly filled with odd
shadowy shapes that were not books. I saw what looked like a bundle of cobweb
hanging from the ceiling…” In that room they would see a monster described as, “…a
bundle of wet string, suspended in the air by nothing at all. It didn’t look so
much like a jellyfish as a man-o’-war, the slimy things that float lazily on
the ocean surface and let their stringy tentacles hang down in the water” (Wong
261).
So,
ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, this haunted house would lead people
through the different adventures of Dave and John, providing the real fear they
must’ve felt. After this thrilling quest, copies of the book will be available
for them to buy at the end of the haunted house.
All
in all, these ideas will grab in a ton
of money for the book, and are sure-fire ways to catch more people in! Thank
you!
2 interesting and dark ideas, but they fit the tone and attitude of the book pretty well. The glasses is a funny idea, and I like how they would have a random monster generator :) And you did a good job of connecting the haunted house to specific moments in the book.
ReplyDeleteYou have really good ideas! The glasses would really help sell the book, and the haunted house would attract a lot of people. Those are cool ways to promote the book. Nice job!
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